Visual Sodomy

Since Malaysians have gotten pretty acquainted with the word 'sodomy' lately, let me relate to you a non-physical sodomy incident that took place at the gym yesterday evening.

A sweet young thing was working on her hamstring using a machine that looked like this:

Obviously that is not the sweet young thing I saw because you see ... cameras are not allowed in the gym ... so I had to glean a pic off the internet. You know la ... people can misuse a camera whenever there're hot, sweaty people with equally hot looking bodies ...

Anyway, behind the girl was a male pervert who was checking out the girls rear end as he exercised on another machine. In other words, he was visually sodomising her.

Well, when you're in that position, buttocks raised and all, there's nothing to hide - even the size of your arsehole can be known. So I guess the pervert must be having a jolly good time feasting his eyes upon the girl's butt and all, because there was a horny smug on his pervertic face.

The moral of the story is: If you're at the gym and you absolutely must use the hamstring machine, make sure there're no visual sodomisers behind you.